40 Of The Most Unfortunate Names In Human History

Not everyone loves their name. Maybe you feel like there are too many Kevins or Rachels, or that your parents getting creative by spelling “Ashley” like “Aeshly” isn’t doing you any favors. Whatever your reason, at least you don’t have to walk around as “Dick Weiner” or “Karen Gobbledick.” Their parents must’ve had them and thought, “let’s ruin their life from the start.”

1. “Have A Holly…”

2. *Extremely Alec Baldwin Voice*


4. Jesus Condom Saves

5. Why Settle For Just One?

6. Just The Tips

7. Pop A Bottle For Chardonnay Hooker

8. Five Stars

9. Yes, It’s His Real Name

10. A Proud Lineage