Leigh
11. The woman who seriously needs these businesses to stop bothering her already because she hasn’t been there and literally doesn’t even know what you’re talking about, ok? Leave Kathleen alone.
12. The woman who thought she’d add a little…questionable humor…to a birth announcement.
13. This woman who hopefully meant to sign off, “Granny, xxx” but, hey, YOU DO YOU.
14. The grandpop who is so good at Facebook that he provides follow-ups for his older stories.
15. The woman who wants everyone to know that the good lord is returning to earth because organic fruit is too damn expensive.
16. The woman who did not come here to play with these coward hackers (aka autocorrect) out here.
17. The man who doesn’t appreciate these Internet memes attacking him—and lets them know.
18. Cher, who accidentally turned on night mode and had Nancy Sinatra tell her to restart.
19. Bill, who has discovered the Internet’s treasure trove of riveting reading material, like this “article” about barbecue sauce.
20. This grampy who is so up to date on the Internet that he uses Facebook as a missed connection ad. And look at those handsome pics.
