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The Funniest Reactions To The Pentagon’s Declassified UFO Footage (31 Tweets)

If you haven’t heard, aliens are real. You probably have heard, though, because the news seems to get released periodically and no one gives a crap. This week was a little different because the footage of Unidentified Flying Objects leaked from U.S. Navy videos has now been confirmed as real by the Pentagon and declassified, ABC reports.

“The Department of Defense has authorized the release of three unclassified Navy videos, one taken in November 2004 and the other two in January 2015, which have been circulating in the public domain after unauthorized releases in 2007 and 2017,” said Susan Gough, a Defense Department spokesperson in a statement released Monday. “After a thorough review, the department has determined that the authorized release of these unclassified videos does not reveal any sensitive capabilities or systems, and does not impinge on any subsequent investigations of military air space incursions by unidentified aerial phenomena.”

Still doesn’t say exactly what they are, but the people know. And they don’t freaking care. There’s a lot of crap going on right here on Earth, so unless those aliens are about to drop some PPE care packages down, nobody cares.

There are a few alien fanatics who seem disappointed that the big reveal is so underwhelming after all these years. They’ve moved on to thinking it’s a bigger conspiracy—the government is releasing this alien footage to distract us from REALLY BIG stuff. If so, that’s pretty stupid of them. If they really want a distraction, they should release that Donald Trump pee tape.

Here are a few of the funniest reactions to alien life out there right now:

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Aimeé Lutkin