If you haven’t heard, aliens are real. You probably have heard, though, because the news seems to get released periodically and no one gives a crap. This week was a little different because the footage of Unidentified Flying Objects leaked from U.S. Navy videos has now been confirmed as real by the Pentagon and declassified, ABC reports.
“The Department of Defense has authorized the release of three unclassified Navy videos, one taken in November 2004 and the other two in January 2015, which have been circulating in the public domain after unauthorized releases in 2007 and 2017,” said Susan Gough, a Defense Department spokesperson in a statement released Monday. “After a thorough review, the department has determined that the authorized release of these unclassified videos does not reveal any sensitive capabilities or systems, and does not impinge on any subsequent investigations of military air space incursions by unidentified aerial phenomena.”
— ABC News (@ABC) April 27, 2020
Still doesn’t say exactly what they are, but the people know. And they don’t freaking care. There’s a lot of crap going on right here on Earth, so unless those aliens are about to drop some PPE care packages down, nobody cares.
There are a few alien fanatics who seem disappointed that the big reveal is so underwhelming after all these years. They’ve moved on to thinking it’s a bigger conspiracy—the government is releasing this alien footage to distract us from REALLY BIG stuff. If so, that’s pretty stupid of them. If they really want a distraction, they should release that Donald Trump pee tape.
Here are a few of the funniest reactions to alien life out there right now:
if aliens are real i’d love to see what their skill set looks like on the ping pong table. despite whatever advancements they might have i have a hard time believing one could rally with me and my backhand
— James (@CaucasianJames) April 28, 2020
— yung boo boo️ (@quirky_aries) April 28, 2020
At this point on the UFO thing, how many of us are 50 percent “oh god, this is gonna be like ‘Independence Day’ except without a cool president” and “could the UFOs please take us with them to their planet, assuming they’re as good at environmentalism as science?” https://t.co/5Ti34LPjcq
— Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) April 27, 2020
I’m ready for my alien abduction. https://t.co/syPDwkboTJ
— beth, an alien (@bourgeoisalien) April 28, 2020
— IZO☄️ (@IzoWRLD) April 28, 2020
— Michael⚡️ (@hiciano_michael) April 28, 2020
for some reason i feel like the aliens are living so much better than we are. they can come pick me up anytime.
— curry queen (@loookatmeimkiad) April 28, 2020
— Martin Reyes (@stagehand127) April 28, 2020
Good afternoon to aliens only pic.twitter.com/7OhIL8xfm4
— Harinder the Alien (@HarinderBSingh) April 28, 2020
January: World War 3
— (@itsjustanx) April 28, 2020