Masha
There are those who believe that a petty act is nothing more than a waste of time, a silly excuse to behave like a child. Screw those people.
Because the truth of the matter is, pettiness is an art form. What some call “overreaction” the rest of us deem “karma.” It’s self-fashioned rather than universal, but it’s still karma.
Here are 21 of the pettiest Kings and Queens 2018 bestowed upon us. We worship you.
1. This timely password change:
2. This roommate SNAFU:
Wanna hear a new level of “being a shitty roommate”?
I asked my roommate to take the trash out, as I have been gone a week and a half.
She then proceeded to PICK THROUGH THE TRASH AND ONLY THREW OUT THINGS THAT SHE THREW AWAY.
W H A T ?!
— Leah Vasquez (@LV_Eventing) November 25, 2018
3. This time-consuming ruse:
twitter4. This masterful band breakup post:
This is my favorite band break-up notice ever. pic.twitter.com/WsIq1i2d6p
— Conor Sullivan (@conortheconor) November 26, 2018
The accompanying picture of a smashed guitar in the trash is the icing on the cake. pic.twitter.com/wCutl7CJSD
— Conor Sullivan (@conortheconor) November 26, 2018
5. These incredible notes:
twitter6. This birthday celebration:
This is the most passive aggressive thing i've seen in a while pic.twitter.com/fEgpCRCeKY
— TiaTamera Addams #桜 (@TBHer_) November 24, 2017
7. This relatable maneuver:
https://twitter.com/ShineMyGold/status/1068014608672280576
8. This managerial nonchalance:
9. This Post-It war:
Thee funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time, my view from work pic.twitter.com/LDVsYhpVVL
— Donnell Anderson (@aggravatedman) December 5, 2018
10. This bitter response:
