21 Of The Pettiest Things To Happen In 2018

There are those who believe that a petty act is nothing more than a waste of time, a silly excuse to behave like a child. Screw those people.

Because the truth of the matter is, pettiness is an art form. What some call “overreaction” the rest of us deem “karma.” It’s self-fashioned rather than universal, but it’s still karma.

Here are 21 of the pettiest Kings and Queens 2018 bestowed upon us. We worship you.

1. This timely password change:

2. This roommate SNAFU:

Wanna hear a new level of “being a shitty roommate”?

I asked my roommate to take the trash out, as I have been gone a week and a half.

She then proceeded to PICK THROUGH THE TRASH AND ONLY THREW OUT THINGS THAT SHE THREW AWAY.

W H A T ?!

— Leah Vasquez (@LV_Eventing) November 25, 2018

3. This time-consuming ruse:

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4. This masterful band breakup post:

This is my favorite band break-up notice ever. pic.twitter.com/WsIq1i2d6p

— Conor Sullivan (@conortheconor) November 26, 2018

The accompanying picture of a smashed guitar in the trash is the icing on the cake. pic.twitter.com/wCutl7CJSD

— Conor Sullivan (@conortheconor) November 26, 2018

5. These incredible notes:

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6. This birthday celebration:

This is the most passive aggressive thing i've seen in a while pic.twitter.com/fEgpCRCeKY

— TiaTamera #桜⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ (@TBHer_) November 24, 2017

7. This relatable maneuver:

https://twitter.com/ShineMyGold/status/1068014608672280576

8. This managerial nonchalance:

9. This Post-It war:

Thee funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time, my view from work pic.twitter.com/LDVsYhpVVL

— Donnell Anderson (@aggravatedman) December 5, 2018