“Post A Statement That Will Reunite America” — A Thread (25 Tweets)

11.

Six Seasons and a Movie https://t.co/BVEQnRY3TY

— Advanced Media Studies (@greendalethree) November 5, 2020

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Abolish Daylight Savings https://t.co/X2NGqdNUCr

— doogs (@Doogs1121) November 4, 2020

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Liquid calories don’t count https://t.co/c9pIsrKjHG

— Brie (@briieeezy_) November 5, 2020

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“Let’s get drunk” https://t.co/ev3wxaSB8o

— Barstool U (@BarstoolU) November 4, 2020

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Apple better not send out any screen time reports this week. https://t.co/aL26Jv9HbB

— Mark Chalifoux (@markchalifoux) November 5, 2020

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https://twitter.com/MalikEarnest/status/1324113137902133250

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Put Velveeta by the RoTel. That’s it. https://t.co/ADFQHvX35M

— shawnnosaurus tex (@shawnnosaurus) November 4, 2020

18.

Fiji water is overpriced especially at airports https://t.co/655ldyhkmT

— max homa (@Maxhoma) November 4, 2020

19.

Offensive Line is the best position in football. https://t.co/JBQcdn3TJ4

— Tom Blazer (@TBlazer5AS1) November 5, 2020

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Eating raw cookie dough is worth the risk of salmonella https://t.co/Gbsh81Biq0

— Jackson Ammons (@JacksonAmmons0) November 5, 2020