Just Be Glad It’s Them Getting Roasted, Not You (29 Photos)

Hey, who doesn’t love a good roast?

Of course, roasts are a lot funnier when they’re directed at someone else besides you, right?

Well, today’s your lucky day because unless you’re one of these 29 people, these hilarious burns are most definitely about someone else.

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Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids. All opinions are mine and very dumb.