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11.
“Definitely thought blowjob was literal, like she blows into it like a kazoo. Was racked with guilt about masturbation and wet dreams because of all the babies. I had a friend who thought the same about peeing. Also, sex freaked me out because I thought she had like a tube or something in her vagina that was supposed to go in my penis hole.” –dh9690
12.
“When I started masturbating, I thought if I kept doing it, my testicles would shrink to nothing. I thought women just got pregnant at a certain age. Whenever I pictured two people having sex, I imagined the guy doing “the worm” on top of a women.” –GageTorrance
13.
“As a kid I thought kissing on the lips made babies. And apparently so did a lot of other people.” –KrazyKracker06
14.
“I thought you literally could not have sex before marriage. It couldn’t happen. The vagina would reject the penis like water and oil.” –ImInJeopardy
15.
“I thought sperm were the size of tadpoles. I thought they shot out and filled up the condom like a water balloon and you would be able to see and hear them slithering and wriggling around. Needless to say I was scared of sexual maturity for a while.”- FractiousBetaMale
16.
“I heard about sheepskin or lambskin condoms when I was a kid and for some reason imagined a guy wrapping one of my rabbit pelts around his dick and trying to get that into a woman. Never occurred to me they’d just use the skin and not the whole hide.” –BobaFettuccine
17.
“Fully thought if you had sex in vagina it would be a girl and up the bum would be a boy.” –tnxhunpenneys
18.
“I thought gay people had sex by bumping their butts together.” –johnnyroast2000
19.
“I thought any TV show I saw that wasn’t a cartoon(or at least the majority of them) were entirely sex related movies or shows. Because any time I would ask my parents to watch them, they would say I wouldn’t understand. And they also said that whenever I asked about sex-related things, so I grouped it all together that anything that my parents told me I’d “understand when I’m older” was entirely about sex.” –Cr1msonFoxx
20.
“When I was 14 I thought anal sex was when a guy just f-cked your buttcrack like literally just sliding his dick between the cheeks without ever entering any hole and I was so confused.” –cartoonsandscience
