Ruin My Week
21.
“I thought t-tty f-cking was pushing your dick into a nipple one at a time, back and fourth.” –fishingking
22.
“I didn’t know a vagina existed. (I never had the talk) Basically I thought that girls had nothing there and that to pee, a penis would come out of their butthole. I genuinely thought that until a friend showed me naked girls on the internet.” –RenewedBlade
23.
“I thought penises grew pubic hair on their tip, like a lion’s tail. I also thought all “doggy style” sex was anal sex.” –phalseprofits
24.
“I thought “oral sex” was literally “oral”. As in, talking dirty. I was so shocked to learn the truth.” –UnderdogUprising
25.
“I always thought homosexual meant that you like to have sex at home. I was trying to sound cool at summer camp when I was around 12 so I told everyone I was homosexual. All of the girls started hanging out with me and I thought all the guys were avoiding me because they were jealous. Realized my mistake later in the summer and never went back to that camp or talked to anyone there again.” –AlmostAnOg
26.
“When I was a freshman in high school, an older male friend told me a man’s penis could burst if he didn’t empty out his sperm often enough and got too backed up.” –Sethor
27.
“I heard the word “lesbian” for the first time at camp when I was 8, and when I asked what it meant I was told that it was “a girl who sleeps in a bed with other girls.” I took that to heart and understood the word as a negative, so I was pretty uncomfortable with sharing beds at sleepovers for a while.
Also, when she was little, someone I went to high school with believed that a woman became pregnant when a married couple put forth a formal wish to God for a baby. After a long time of begging her parents to give her a new sibling, they gave her the good news. she didn’t believe them, and made them wish out loud in front of her for a baby. Her mom had twins and she thought it was her fault for making them wish a second time.” –celestialGnome
28.
“I thought eating a lot of food until you got fat got you pregnant, this was reinforced when people said they have a ‘food baby’.” –SolomonKhalifa
29.
“The vagina has a button inside and it is pushed to release the baby making stuff so anything inserted could be the daddy I guess.” –RoadFlowerVIP
30.
“A woman should have an orgasm as well to become pregnant. But in hindsight, it wouldn’t have been bad if it were true.” –overthinkink_27
