Listen: I run a tutoring business. I know, you think math is hard. Everyone thinks math is hard. Let me let you in on a secret: as long as you’re doing the same steps, you’re going to get it right. Sure, you might get turned around but if you do the WORK correctly, you’ll get the ANSWER correctly. I swear.
“Whatever Kate, I’ll never use it.”
I promise: math matters. Math is important! I beg of you, stop “hating” math and make sure you know how to do it or you might end up like these jokers.
Seriously.
1. You could learn to multiply by 0!
2. Or very basic addition!
3. Or multiples of 4…
4. Can we chat for a second about how stupid memes are.
5. Fractions MATTER.
6. I promise to you: they shan’t.
7. This is where the “fake news” narrative has led us.
8. Someone failed the SAT.
9. Learn math: spare your cashiers.
10. A community who learns math together, uh. Solves things together. Correctly.
