It’s Thanksgiving Week, which is a regular week that is completely derailed by a dinner on Thursday. There’s a lot of traveling, a lot of time sitting around with family you barely ever see, a lot of drinking, a lot of eating, and a lot of Thanksgiving tweets.
There will be a lot of moments before, during, and after Thanksgiving where you will want to take a break from the general insanity of the atmosphere and look at your phone. Well, have we got the perfect tweets for you.
Below is a list of all the funniest Thanksgiving tweets and jokes, created by people going through the exact same thing you are.
1.
Me on thanksgiving all glammed up sitting in the living room https://t.co/OIbFAB9aZM
— elizabeth vargas ✨ (@elizabeth_veee) November 17, 2019
2.
My favorite thing about Thanksgiving is watching someone else do the dishes.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) November 20, 2017
3.
When my family asks me at Thanksgiving dinner why I don’t have a girlfriend yet
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) November 19, 2019
4.
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone visiting their parents. pic.twitter.com/hRxI5EyssU
— Christian Duguay (@christianduguay) November 28, 2014
5.
Gonna ruin thanksgiving this year by saying ok boomer after the family prayer
— (◕,,,◕) (@Ghastly) November 15, 2019
6.
Perfect plan for when your family asks if you have a boyfriend/girlfriend this Thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/UwTzEk5WZJ
— Ana Bretón (@missbreton) November 14, 2019
7.
do y’all put up your toyotathon decorations before or after thanksgiving?
— elise morgan (@crocfanpage) November 11, 2019
8.
Saying “gobble gobble” to people on Thanksgiving:
-Cliché
-Super weird
-Terrible turkey impressionSaying “may you never face the soul of the beast you consume in hell”:
-So badass
-Technically very nice
-Reminds them they and their turkey are probably going to hell— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) November 22, 2019
9.
my thanksgiving food pyramid:
/ \
/ \
/ mac \
/& cheese\
—-——-
/ mac \
/ & cheese \
——————-
/ mac \
/ & cheese \
-————————— Skoog (@Skoog) November 18, 2019
10.
my sister on thanksgiving coming back to the table with her third glass of wine https://t.co/1df0i7OXiZ
— sloane (sipihkopiyesis) (@cottoncandaddy) November 24, 2019