Aimeé
11.
Me before thanksgiving dinner: I promise I won’t talk about politics this year
Me after precisely one sip of beer: pic.twitter.com/IwSjk2jNtM
— andrew (@zieg) November 19, 2019
12.
if you ever hate yourself just remember that last year i hosted thanksgiving for my family and i told them to park in the wrong spot and every single persons car got towed
— Danya (@dxxnya) November 13, 2019
13.
Sorry I was sad and withdrawn at your Thanksgiving party and also all the other days I’ve been alive
— Paige (@PeachCoffin) November 28, 2015
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Fun fact: The most powerful person in any family is the person who tells the other family members what to bring to Thanksgiving dinner.
— Boyd’s Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) November 22, 2019
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Every year I hope someone in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade just stops, looks around, and says “Guys, what the fuck are we all doing”
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) November 24, 2015
16.
Offered to host Thanksgiving, but the joke’s on everyone cuz we’re having hot dogs and whiskey, just like the pilgrims would have wanted.
— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) November 17, 2019
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My mom made everyone get out of her picture with the food cause “ain’t nobody help” pic.twitter.com/62g5NNhWLt
— whomst’veatlantavegas (@Namastaywoke) November 24, 2016
18.
[Thanksgiving]
Who’s ready for dinner?!
*family starts going nuts*
Ok here it comes!
*fires turkeys across the room out of a t-shirt cannon*— Brandon the Cow (@Brampersandon_) November 22, 2016
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my favorite day is the day after thanksgiving, when I twitter search the words “hot cousin” and see all the people who have crushes on their cousins
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 15, 2019
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Friend: What are you going to make for Thanksgiving?
Me: Probably a scene.— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) November 15, 2016
