11. When they squandered all their money away on cookies:
12. When they just couldn’t wrap their heads around budgeting:
13. When they refused to give up the comforts of food and shelter:
14. Or when they spent all—ALL—their money on brunch:
15. When they singlehandedly ruined the diamond industry:
16. Out of sheer indolence!!!
17. When they had the gall to offer up their seats on public transportation:
18. When they lacked fundamental life skills:
19. When they didn’t even eat food:
20. Or when they were totally obsessed with it, for some crazy unexplained reason:
