“Leggings Are Not Pants”—People Share The Smallest Hill They’d Be Willing To Die On (45 Tweets)

21.

“You have two choices”.

No, you have one choice of two options.

— Dónal Ó Braonáin (@dwb_9) February 18, 2020

22.

mayonnaise > Miracle Whip

— Mr. Segundus (@Mr_Segundus) May 12, 2020

23.

it’s NOT “I could care less” it’s “I COULDN’T care less.”

— Amanda Rudd (@Amanda_Rudd) May 12, 2020

24.

Also, defcon 1 is the worst. Not defcon 5.

Also, also, you COULDN’T care less.

— Gennifer Hutchison (@GennHutchison) May 12, 2020

25.

Coffee should be consumed black. Zero exceptions.

— Katherine Troche (@kuiperkat) February 18, 2020

26.

Myers-Briggs is just contemporary astrology.

— Aaron Chavez (@gruemonday) February 18, 2020

27.

If you’re not drinking the blood of your enemies, you are wasting them and should not have been allowed to have enemies in the first place.

— Steven Spohn (@stevenspohn) May 12, 2020

28.

Body Mass Index has no place in 21st century medicine. It’s a mathematically flawed calculation, intended for an entirely different purpose and was previously used to calculate the minimum amount of food to give residents of Victorian workhouses without actually killing them.

— Dr Tim Nicholls (@woodpunk) February 18, 2020

29.

I have never understood the point of cucumbers

— Cantus (@_Cantus) February 18, 2020

30.

Eww. No. Whence is dead. Don’t disturb its grave.

— Thomas Crow (@scicrow) February 19, 2020