So I sent a Google survey to everyone who's ghosted me in the last six months pic.twitter.com/7hf66t7ssX
— jaz sufi (@calamityjaz) December 2, 2018
always thinking about how the US Geological Survey couldn’t classify this bee so they put its genus and species into their official government files as “bee cute furry face” pic.twitter.com/Dn0Z4OipsT
— valid legend (@BUGPOSTING) November 7, 2018
— Jon Jarrett (@jonjarrett66) October 27, 2018
Thought I went colour blind in Asda today pic.twitter.com/MNBOseOBqI
— Holly McKee (@hollyhollsholly) October 19, 2018
I don't usually yell at my kids. But he deserved it. pic.twitter.com/0Bo9Hsecvx
— Kevín (@KevOnStage) October 11, 2018
Clark Kent: *sets glasses on kitchen table*
Lois Lane: Is that our table? I don't recognize it.
— Steve vs Ninjas (@stevevsninjas) October 8, 2018
My husband is in his first year of teaching elementary school math.
Every night he comes home, takes a long swig of soda water, stares into the middle distance and says,
"The amount of cuteness I see on a daily basis…you just can't fathom it, Kaitlyn"
— Kaitlyn Greenidge (@surlybassey) November 7, 2018
i noticed there was a blank wall at mcdonald’s so i decided to make this fake poster of me and my friend. It’s now been 51 days since i hung it up. pic.twitter.com/5OTf5aR4vm
— JΞVH M (@Jevholution) September 3, 2018
i just convinced a tinder boy we had the same number so i didnt have to text him pic.twitter.com/guDBlP3iw3
— han (@hannahhhhxoxo) August 22, 2018
my grandpa got bitten by a spider and he was really upset so i went to get some cream but before i could leave the room i heard him say "at this age i can't handle the responsibility of being a spiderman"
— Jerry (@Jerrypleasure) August 9, 2018