21.
High school
(Teacher who barely got through school and managed to get a teaching degree): my name is Ms. Johnson and you will call me as suchCollege
(Professor who is a top individual in their field with multiple degrees, maybe a PHD): hey guys what's up my name's Matt— Jordan Rutledge (@JordanRutledge) February 8, 2018
22.
https://twitter.com/dracomallfoys/status/965983655100284929
23.
Me in HS: Yea I’m involved in 16 clubs, I have a 4.0, and I’m on 4 sports teams.
Me in College: So good news, I’m passing
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) December 10, 2018
24.
yo i hate honors college boys i just asked this guy “hey why aren’t koalas considered bears?” and he hits me with “they’re marsupials” shut up nerd the answer to the joke is “they don’t have the koalafications”
— diary of a simpy kid (@clairedaniellem) July 22, 2018
25.
https://twitter.com/houston_trill98/status/1063130317366665216
26.
Multiple choice in high school:
a) not the answer
b) DEFINITELY THE ANSWER
c) not the answerIn college:
a) could be the answer
b) oh this one could be too
c) doubtful, but what if I’m wrong and it is the answer?
d) vague option that could also be right— Catie (@ckauffman20) December 10, 2018
27.
*studying for exam in college*
Me reading notes: ‘Tetrahymena thermophila are free-living pond ciliate which have a macro-nuclear draft genome of 180 chromosomes and 25,000 genes’
Me in my head: “Yeah most of this is pretty much common sense anyway”
*goes to sleep
— Elias B. Khawam (@eliaskhawam_) October 30, 2018
28.
Ever since college, that spongebob episode where he has to write an essay and ends up burning his house down to escape it is too relatable
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) October 6, 2018
29.
https://twitter.com/Hunner_g/status/981977765002932224
30.
https://twitter.com/_gabbyromero/status/1072215572065046529