Oh to be in college again! To not have to worry about paying rent, having hangovers, having jobs, or having bosses! Sure, you college kids might say, not being in school anymore means no homework and no exams!
But believe me when I tell you it’s scary out there in the real world. Much, much scarier than you could ever have imagined. So while these 30 tweets might severely trigger any college students out there, I implore you to remember that it’s alllll downhill from here. Happy New Year!
i just saw a guy in the library cry for five or so minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just? stopped crying? and went right on back to work
— margater (@maggieisntcool) October 1, 2018
met a bunch of guys from Harvard yesterday and I kept pretending like I never heard of that school just to piss them off…one of them legit turned red when I said, “Harvard? Is that like a local community college?” LMAOOOOOO
— “vanessa” (@V_sugarbaby) August 12, 2018
me driving on campus: if u don’t move I will hit u omg
me walking on campus: what r they gonna do lol hit me
— Cas (@CassieCothernXO) August 22, 2018
do i rlly need this degree if the earth is dying
— maria (@mariaanasr) October 10, 2018
Roommate: don’t you have a class right now?
Me: yeah why https://t.co/oB56pwwtKo
— Henny C (@Hannah_Alexis98) October 26, 2018
I skipped classes today and went to the mall, my mom called and said “hey what are you doing” and “hey I’m in Anthropologie” and she said “oh SRY! I didn’t realize you were in class! Bye love you. Also I’m SO PROUD OF YOU ALWAYS GOING TO CLASS!”
I said “thanks mom! Bye(:”
— HanSue (@Hannasuewilson) January 30, 2018