You’ll Never Be Disappointed With What You Find In The Amazon Reviews (30+ Pics)

Amazon can be a truly dark, dystopian place — and I’m not just talking about working there, amirite?

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But in all seriousness, when you’re one of the biggest online shopping platforms in the world, and you sell almost everything imaginable, you’re going to get some downright unhinged reviews.

Here are some of the most entertaining, but also unhinged reviews we’ve ever seen on the Bezos Express.


1. Slip sliding away.

 

2. Shampoo doesn’t taste good, pass it on.

3. Imagine working hard to write a book and you get this as a review.

4. Honestly maybe the most glowing review you could hope for.

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6. I mean, it’s not not a cat harness?

7. If you’re having trouble seeing, the cord is an inch long.

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8. Look carefully at your purchase.

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9. Mmmm. Delicious bed.

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10. No one deserves that.

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11. What a comment.

12. False advertising.

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13. “Great value.”

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14. Yes. They worked.

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15. His life is complete.

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16. The end is nigh.

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17. “Fits the cat.”

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18. If you’re shaped like this, these pants are great.

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19. Nailed it.

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20. I’m frightened.

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21. Learning about the birds and the bees.

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22. The little what?

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23. You know who your are.

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24. Even Jeff loves to add weird reviews no one needs.

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25. Based on a true story.

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26. Fun surprise for the reviewer above.

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27. A real book and a real review.

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28. Perfect, long explanation of what a banana is. Thank you for taking the time.

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29. A review of Weezer’s Blue album with photographs of the reviewer for some reason?

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30. When you love soap more than reading.

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31. Product did not help against that thing dogs are known for.

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32. Knives Out 2: All The Knives

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