31.
learned the hard way that most people call blowing into your friends’ stomachs a “raspberry” and not a “Zerbert”
— trash jones (@jzux) September 8, 2020
32.
My family says, “I love you.” A lot.
Prior to realizing this isn’t the norm for everyone, my boyfriend (who is now my husband), pulled me aside one time & asked in a confusing & exasperated tone, “Why does your family say I love you every time you leave the room?!?”
😂💡🤷🏽♀️
— Kiki-Kristen (@kiki40400470) September 8, 2020
33.
NEVER FORGET
— Irulan, Princess Royal, Bene Gesserit-trained (@Nicole_Cliffe) September 7, 2020
34.
We called chapstick “lip goop”. Announcing that “I dropped my lip goop” in middle school was rock bottom. https://t.co/yzHFcLotVT
— Han (@hannah_delia) September 8, 2020
35.
The word “pusha” – pronounced “puh-sh-a” – was used for pillow. I had to train myself not to use it in public but my sister doesn’t give a fuck and uses it constantly.
— Lauren Aitken (@L_Aitken) September 8, 2020
36.
Oh, it went on and on. No silk underwear “doesn’t breathe,” no wet bathing suits “crotch rot,” no bubble baths “not good for the Miss Mary.” I was literally (still am) paranoid about my vagina rotting or breathing.
— Meghan Leahy (@mlparentcoach) September 8, 2020
37.
So my dad has all the clocks set 30 minutes fast. Then it was “time to go” 15 minutes before that. And he exaggerated the 15 minutes. So basically if you were not leaving the house an hour early, you were “late.” I actually watched him leave his wife at the house one morning.
— TheGuyWhoDoesTheThing (@TheGuyWhoDoesT3) September 8, 2020