18 Parents Share The Funny, Weird, And Gross Things They Caught Their Kids Hiding From Them

Kids are basically little sociopaths with half-formed brains that we allow to live in our houses for some reason. They eat our food, make unreasonable demands, and as a recent thread on Reddit detailed, they steal from us. More accurately they hide things…weird things. What kind of things? Well, some kids are hiding objects from their parents and some are hiding behaviors. Including…

1. Pens

2. Lettuce

3. Balls

4. Filthy habits

5. Fashion hacks

6. Their secret wife

7. Snacks

8. Blueberries

9. Bright ideas

10. Turds

11. Kinks