Jason Mustian
Occasionally, I feel like I have a dirty mind. But then I look at the internet, and I realize I’m actually normal. In fact, it’s the content that’s making me feel dirty.
These innocent posts that suddenly turn raunchy mimic exactly how I feel looking at anything online. I’ll laugh, I’ll cry, I’ll realize the only things that make me laugh and cry are filthy or dark jokes.
The posts featured in this list taking sharp turns.
Frankly, you should steel yourself. They’re not going where you think they’re going. These posts are seemingly innocent, and then you say to yourself “Hol up. Did I read that right?” Yes, you did.
Here are some seemingly innocent posts that actually made us say “hol up!”
1. Pig begins at conception.
2. Buy me dinner first, textbook.
3. Infinite money!
4. Wait until he’s a teenager, then he REALLY won’t tell you he loves you.
5. We’ll build anything that doesn’t need to be built, won’t we?
6.
7. I… still see another answer.
8. Careful what you wish for.
9. Getting to yes.
10. Just when you thought you were safe.
11. An easy test you can do at home.
12. That came out wrong.
13. Very true.
14. You don’t understand what I’m saying…
15. Think of the children I’m raising.
