9. If you leave the sink clogged up with old pasta, you nasty and your roommates don’t like you, at all:
10. If you tear open bags of bread like a wild animal, letting the remaining food to go stale, your roommates don’t like you even a little bit, even at all!
12. If you muck up the aluminum foil, and then waste yards and yards of the roll rather than just fixing it, you are a wasteful human:
13. If you leave other people’s grills looking like this:
14. If you ignore proper dishwasher staking logistics, and throw bowls in all willy-nilly like this:
15. If you treat the shared tub of toothpaste like this, your roommates definitely talk about you behind your back (and hate you):
16. And finally, if you commit the ultimate sin—if you drink all your roommates’ wine and don’t replace it, your roommates definitely, 100%, high-key hate you: