16 People’s Stories About The Creepiest Things Their Kids Have Ever Said

People always joke about how kids say the funniest things, but what about when they say scary things? Ever had a kid tell you something that makes the hair on your arms stand up? Like maybe about an imaginary friend that suddenly doesn’t sound quite as cute and innocuous as it did before? 

One mom and Twitter user, Valerie (@valeegrrl), posted a tweet reading, “While tucking in my son he casually told me he lived a life a long time ago where his name was Gerald and he had a brother Cole who was also his business partner and they died together in a car crash so plz join me in not sleeping at all tonight lol.” 

She posted a follow-up tweet with another in which her son told her, “Cole was so sad we died cuz he really loved our momma but I wasn’t too sad cuz I picked you to be my new momma.” 

Um, sweet, but yikes!

Soon other people began responding to Valerie’s tweet with stories of super eerie things their own kids had said.

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h/t: BuzzFeed