Jake
11. This mom who spotted a “ghost baby” in her child’s crib and freaked out
12. This other mom who let her children dress her for a week
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13. This mom who spoke out about a sexist dress code for her sixth-grade daughter’s school pool party
14. “Chalkboard Mom” who gave her kids some weird-ass names
15. This dad who tweets all the hilarious things his kids say
[sees teacher from school at the store]
7-year-old: They let you out?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 30, 2017
5-year-old daughter: I think a boy likes me. He drew me a dinosaur.
Me: That could mean anything.
5: The dinosaur had a hat.
Oh shit.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 25, 2015
[only have 1 frozen pizza when we need 2]
5-year-old: It’s enough for me.
Me: What about everybody else?
5: They can watch.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 27, 2017
16. This mom who used cartoons to teach her husband the reality of breastfeeding
17. This dad whose donut shop went viral with a little help from his son’s Twitter account
My dad is sad cause no one is coming to his new donut shop 😭 pic.twitter.com/y5aGB1Acrc
— Billy’s Donuts (@BillysDonuts) March 9, 2019
18. This dad who called for more changing tables in Men’s restrooms because it’s about damn time
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19. This mom who accidentally ordered her toddler a more political shirt than she meant to
20. These parents who were so broken up about becoming empty-nesters that they staged a photo-shoot to celebrate
This couple did an “Empty Nesters” photoshoot to celebrate all their kids finally leaving home and I just 😂 pic.twitter.com/6QZcIm1nAa
— Mr D (@DarronDiesel) June 1, 2019
