canceling plans is ok. farting is ok. drinking with the boss is ok. masturbating to your mermaid fantasy is ok. dancing cheek-to-cheek with your boss is ok. murdering your co-worker which will lead to your eventual psychotic break is ok. spilling your beans is NOT OK.
— Anna Rose Iovine (@annaroseiovine) January 4, 2020
cancelling plans is ok. faking your own death is ok. making it look like your husband murdered you ok. impregnating yourself with his sperm so he can’t leave you is ok. do what you need to do to cope xxx
— Emma (2020) (@emamma_mia) January 2, 2020
cancelling plans is ok. Leaving your rich fiancé for a guy you just met is ok. Letting him paint you like one of his French girls is ok. Letting him freeze to death when there is room on the door is ok. Throwing the necklace into the ocean is ok. do what u need to do to cope
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) January 4, 2020
Cancelling plans is ok. Living alone is ok. Having layers is ok. Talking to a donkey is ok. Wanting to know what they’re doing in your swamp is ok. Going on a quest to rescue a princess for an evil lord is ok. Objecting their wedding on a dragon is ok. Do what u need to cope
— motherducker (@houseandhens) January 6, 2020
cancelling plans is ok. being separated from family to then pursue your dreams in Paris is ok. controlling a man by pulling his hair is ok. living out your culinary dreams to support ur rat colony is ok. do what u need to do to cope
— 🌴🥭 tram poline (@grovymango) January 4, 2020
cancelling plans is ok. drugging five hot boys at ur party is ok, chopping a boy’s head off is ok, stealing the mouth, nose and eyes of boys is ok, burning the head off a tall boy’s body to sew together your ideal bf w all the pieces u gathered is ok. do what u need to do to cope
— clio (@dubujinkles) January 4, 2020
cancelling plans is ok. getting high and driving ur 13 year old sister to the hospital while she is in anaphylactic shock is ok. swerving and chopping off her head is ok. leaving her headless body in the car is ok. becoming a vessel for Paimon is ok. do what u need to do to cope
— I️ only tweet about astrology (@venusianmercury) January 3, 2020
cancelling plans is ok. posing as a tutor for a rich family’s daughter is ok. embedding your family into theirs is ok. kicking the housekeeper down the stairs is ok. stabbing your elitist boss is ok. living the rest of your life in a bunker is ok. do what u need to do to cope.
— William Yu (@its_willyu) January 4, 2020
cancelling plans is ok. going to sweden for a festival is ok. realizing u hate your boyfriend is ok. putting him in a dead bear and burning him alive is ok. do what you need to do to cope xxx
— jo🧚🏻♀️ (@filmgurlthot) January 2, 2020
cancelling plans is ok. plotting against your treacherous uncle is ok. staging a play to figure out whether he was responsible for the death of your father is ok. accidentally stabbing your ex-girlfriend’s father through a curtain is ok. do what you need to do to cope.
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) January 4, 2020
cancelling plans is ok. immediately falling in love with the ex stormtrooper who saved you from the first order is ok. giving him his first real name is ok. hugging him and bitting your lip before telling him to keep your jacket bc it suits him is ok. do whatever you need to cope
— char (@Igbtpoes) January 4, 2020
running away to greece is ok. sleeping with 3 men in one summer is ok. not knowing which one of them is the father of ur daughter is ok. encountering the 3 of them at her wedding is ok. only communicating through abba songs is ok. do whatever u need to do to cope.
— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) January 4, 2020