Dean
11.
Body: I’m tired. Time to sleep.
Brain: You’ve always wanted a moat around the house. You should dig one.
Body: Sleep
Brain: Mooooat
Sun: Hi!— Don Nichols (@DairylandDon) June 21, 2017
12.
Might take a nap just so bedtime comes faster.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) May 22, 2014
13.
Him: you look tired today
Me: you look like you need a mouth that says better sentences— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) October 19, 2015
14.
me: omg brain pls chill it’s 3am I’m tired i need 2 sleep
brain: installing update 5 of 38042 please do not power off or unplug your machine— mitski (@mitskileaks) September 7, 2015
15.
There’s no reason for you to tell me I look tired unless you’ve prepared a place for me to nap.
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) May 8, 2012
16.
Instead of going to sleep, I stay on the stupid internet as if it won’t be there in the morning.
— Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan) October 5, 2012
17.
The 5 Stages of Insomnia 🌙
1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Looking at Twitter— Leandri Janse van Vuuren (@Lean3JvV) March 3, 2016
18.
A fun part of your 30s is waking up thinking you’re hungover, and then remembering, nope, this is just how my body feels now.
— Sarah (@thetigersez) January 30, 2015
19.
New sexual fantasy: He takes my hand, leads me to the bed, and says, in a throaty whisper, “I want you to nap for as long as you like.”
— Chloe Angyal (@ChloeAngyal) October 18, 2015
