Body: I’m tired. Time to sleep.
Brain: You’ve always wanted a moat around the house. You should dig one.
— Don Nichols (@DairylandDon) June 21, 2017
Might take a nap just so bedtime comes faster.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) May 22, 2014
Him: you look tired today
Me: you look like you need a mouth that says better sentences
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) October 19, 2015
me: omg brain pls chill it’s 3am I’m tired i need 2 sleep
brain: installing update 5 of 38042 please do not power off or unplug your machine
— mitski (@mitskileaks) September 7, 2015
There’s no reason for you to tell me I look tired unless you’ve prepared a place for me to nap.
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) May 8, 2012
Instead of going to sleep, I stay on the stupid internet as if it won’t be there in the morning.
— Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan) October 5, 2012
The 5 Stages of Insomnia 🌙
5. Looking at Twitter
— Leandri Janse van Vuuren (@Lean3JvV) March 3, 2016
A fun part of your 30s is waking up thinking you’re hungover, and then remembering, nope, this is just how my body feels now.
— Sarah (@thetigersez) January 30, 2015
New sexual fantasy: He takes my hand, leads me to the bed, and says, in a throaty whisper, “I want you to nap for as long as you like.”
— Chloe Angyal (@ChloeAngyal) October 18, 2015