Masha
21.
You’re in her DMs. She knows my Chipotle order by heart. We are not the same.
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) December 8, 2019
22.
You’re in her DMs, I’m in her fridge. We are not the same.
— Bud Light (@budlight) December 7, 2019
23.
She says “the Uber is 2 minutes away,” I say “CABBSSS ARE HEEEAAHH” we are not the same
— Jen (@JenCanola) December 10, 2019
24.
You drunk text your ex, I drunk text my mom. We are not the same
— Avery Pollitt (@avery_pollitt) December 11, 2019
25.
you in her dms.
im in her smackdown vs raw phone.
we are not the same. pic.twitter.com/SoJscNSkEP— James Darnell (@cmpuls3) December 12, 2019
26.
You brag to your buddies about your plans to have sex w her. I pray for her every night. We are not the same.
— Christian Tully (@ChristianTully_) December 11, 2019
27.
He’s on your best friends list, he’s on my blocked list… we are not the same .
— heather liggett (@liggett_heather) December 9, 2019
28.
You were a Slipknot scary emo, I was a Pierce The Veil RAWR XD emo. We are not the same.
— (@YasmineSumman) December 10, 2019
29.
you deal with your feelings responsibly and I deal with mine by saying “treat yo’ self” and destroying my bank account. we are not the same.
— no context parks and rec (@nocontextpawnee) December 7, 2019
30.
You begged for her nudes but I actually bought them.
We are not the same— KingStrokesxxx // Commissions Open (@xKingIsGodx) December 7, 2019
