31 Things That 100% Didn’t Happen This Week

Oh, that really happened did it? The entire office applauded you? Your mom really texted you that?

From photoshop fails to bullshit quotes from your kids to fake texts, there are things on that internet that happen, but mostly there are things that didn’t. Each week I round up the things I think never happened.

You can agree or disagree with me, but that won’t change the fact that you are wrong and none of this shit happened.

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.