25 Funny Parenting Tweets Because You Could Probably Use A Laugh

21.

My 3 year old calls people “humans” as in, “what is that human doing in that car?” And it’s creepy in the most adorable way.

— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) October 30, 2020

22.

At my house we don’t play the floor is lava. We play the floor is legos and there’s real consequences when you misstep.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) October 29, 2020

23.

50% of parenting a toddler is deciding if the object they’re about to break is worth getting up off the couch

— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) October 27, 2020

24.

spent 20 minutes getting my kids to agree on a tv show then they all followed me into the bathroom and watched me pee instead

— MumInBits (@MumInBits) November 2, 2020

25.

8-year-old: What are we having for dinner?

Me: I don’t know. What’s something you won’t complain about?

8: I’ll get back to you.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 2, 2020

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