Travis
31. Where In The Dad Manual Did It Mention How To Stop A 3-Year-Old From Taking Bites Out Of Fucking Dry Wall?
32. Accidentally spilled coffee grounds on the floor…and all over my child.
33. If it fits, it goes in the drain
34. I complimented my wife on the design on the back of her dress not realizing it was our son’s vomit.
35. Ghost Baby caught on crib monitor!
36. Son decided to swallow a nickel and turn $.05 into $4400.00
37. My 14 yr old daughter decided to stir the smoothie with a metal spoon. While the blender was still blending.
38. Sigh….🤦🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
39. I had to pay $39.35 to hold my baby after he was born.
40. Just watched a kid in my apartment lobby get excited about seeing his dad outside, run face first into the glass panel, and crack it
41. My five year old daughter cut holes in her socks just in case her feet get hot.
42. How
43. Kids, sharpies, and a Dalmatian makes for interesting times
44. Mom, I swear it wasn’t me
45. My kid got her fingers stuck in a bench at school and the bench rode with her to the ER. Yes, she is alright. Yes, we kept the bench seat.
