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21.
My 7yo: Why do you have a tattoo on your butt?
Me: It’s my lower back & lots of girls were getting tattoos there in the 90s.
Her: But why? Who did that to you?
Me: A tattoo artist near my college
Her: In college? (shaking her head) You made some bad choices, woman.
— LaToya Jordan (@latoyadjordan) February 3, 2020
22.
7-year-old: I’m tired.
Me: Maybe you should go to bed earlier.
7: Maybe today should be canceled.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 10, 2020
23.
My 7-year-old told me she wants a pet chinchilada. Do I find this at the pet store or a Mexican restaurant?
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) November 26, 2019
24.
7yr old “Do women get their periods on weekends too?”
Me “Yes”
7yr old mutters to herself “Jesus Christ”— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) November 20, 2015
25.
7yo son: May I have some water?
Me: What are the magic words?
7yo son: I can get it myself.
Me: There you go.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) January 6, 2020
25.
7yo: you know what I love?
Me: what?
7yo: that every pencil has an eraser attached. It’s like the world expects everyone to make mistakes. That’s pretty cool.#TheKidsAreAlright— RanaAwdishMD (@RanaAwdish) October 12, 2018
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