Masha
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My father’s first cousin was a B-movie actress named Suzanne Kaaren. At the end of her career, she moved to a rent-stabilized apt. on Central Park South in NYC. A young developer bought the building and tried to evict her. She took him to court and won. His name was Donald Trump.
— Trumpty Dumpty Had a Great Fall (@JL_BK_NY) November 13, 2020
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How my entire elementary school was on lockdown for 5 hours one time because my cousin decided the roof of the school was a great spot to evade the police….. On a failure to appear warrant lmao.
— Mary page (@HumblemeMary) November 13, 2020
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When we teenagers and lived in Detroit my mom used to send me and my sister to Canada to by Tylenol with Codeine. We didn’t know it was illegal until much later in life.
— Michelle (@Lightn3r205) November 13, 2020
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https://twitter.com/BaconSully/status/1327266879623155713
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https://twitter.com/Cara1O1/status/1327131884594352129
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I'm child-free but I can't wait for my horse-crazy nieces to be old enough for me to tell them how a horse nearly bit my left tit clean off.
— Nah, I'm not going back. 🌈 (@SallyMaelstrom) November 13, 2020
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How my siblings and I found out from neighbors days after my mom’s funeral that she gardened naked.
— Amy Henderson (@amyphend) November 13, 2020
