28 Times Parents Took Home The “Most Delusionally Entitled Person Of The Year” Award

You know that beggars can’t be choosers. Or at least you’ve been told that. 

But here’s the thing, they most certainly can be choosers, as is evidenced by most of the posts in the ChoosingBeggars online group.

Mostly the posts from that group are entitled buyers trying to get deep discounts or get stuff for free. And occasionally there are entitled significant others who think their relationships should be all benefit, no cost. But then, then there are parents who embody the worst of choosing beggarishness.

Parents like these…

1. Beggar mom is insulted that her daughters party guests won’t pay for the party

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2. Choosing beggars: Halloween Edition

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3. CB tries to use their kid as an excuse to get a Supreme shirt for super cheap

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5. GIVE MY SON A MARKER, BUT NOT A GIRL COLOR.

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6. RUINING THE KID’S DAY

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7. I tried to give away two harnesses that no longer fit my dog. Did not go well

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11. How are my kids supposed to live without JUICE?!

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12. Choosing mother tries to trick good guy neighbor into paying child support.

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13. Someone has to pay to watch her kid

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14. My buddy is a tattoo artist. He’s also my personal hero.

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15. Sister asks me if I can watch her kid, then asks if I can come get her and comes up with lame excuse as to why she can’t drop her off.

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16. Thinking you deserve a full salary for babysitting your own kids while they do schoolwork.

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17. Parent asked their child’s teacher to send restaurant food to their home and not the school meals.

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18. Don’t let people know how much I am underpaying them!

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20. I’m sure that $100 per week will go far to provide the vegan organic food she’s demanding the babysitter supply

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21. My kids won’t let me sleep…. Send me a phone

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22. My bf’s mom is coming to visit us, and she suggested we buy a mattress, when we were offering to pay for a hotel for her and she could just bring an air mattress that she already owns.

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23. Why do some parents act like they’re doing the whole world a favor by being a a parent?

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24. Christmas Day discounts for second hand cars??

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25. Make it fair! Her kid is crying!

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26. Apparently being a SAHM means you should give away free childcare

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27. Imagine being upset over not being able to find someone who is willing to watch your children for free.

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28. $80 Cutlery Set not good enough for this father. Proceeds to roast his own daughter.

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Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids. All opinions are mine and very dumb.