Kids With No Filters Will Never Not Be Funny (34 Tweets)

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Me: "You didn't even notice my hair!"
Logan: "I'm not married to you…not my job!" #ShitMyKidsSay

— Tara Dutkiewicz (@FoodieAndFamily) October 2, 2015

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My 11yo wrote me an apology for misbehaving in the car that included "I love you so much but sometimes forget to care about your existence."

— Amanda Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) April 27, 2016

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(Man hobbles into grocery store using a cane)
5: HEY MOM THAT MAN IS USING A WALKING STICK BC HIS BONES AREN'T STRONG & HE'LL DIE SOON RIGHT

— sweatpants cher🔸 (@House_Feminist) June 3, 2016

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https://twitter.com/LetMeStart/status/771451074200924160

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Me: We all make mistakes.
5: Even you?
Me: Yep
5: Oh yeah! Like when you're trying to cook food that tastes good but then it doesn't?

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) April 15, 2016

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Me: *sings along to radio*
3yo: why don't you let it sing all by itself?

— Melissa McCartney (@ToastyGiraffe) November 26, 2016

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Me: "Did you realize I'm the best dad in the house?"

My 13 yr-old: "Yeah, but you're also the worst dad in the house."

#StuffMyKidsSay

— Stuff My Kids Say (@StuffMyKidsSay3) May 7, 2017

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7yo: Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are

7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

— Salty Mermaid Entertainment (@saltymermaident) August 13, 2016

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https://twitter.com/kellyoxford/status/691087077207715844

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https://twitter.com/TheGladStork/status/771148283452489729