31.
3yo: “You need to get your cuddles from someone else I am REALLY busy and you’ve already had enough”
I didn’t birth you for such rejection
— Leena (@LeenaVanD) November 24, 2016
32.
5: daddy can I tell you a secret?
Me: sure thing buddy
5: *grabs my face and whispers* I just pooped and I didn’t wash my hands
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) June 9, 2015
33.
5yo: Just one more question before I go to bed.
Me: What?
5yo: What are the lines on your forehead for?
Me:…
5yo: Now they look angry.— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) March 15, 2016
34.
I was arguing with my husband and my son screamed “yay! TWO christmases!” from the other room.
— JennyPentland (@JennyPentland) May 6, 2017