These are strange times we are living in, but I think they’re much stranger for some people than others. A professor named Patrick Wilson has gone viral on Twitter after one of his students, posting under the handle @decentbirthday, shared a screenshot of an email he sent to the class after being unable to attend the scheduled exam.
“Just received this rollercoaster of an email from one of my professors,” the Twitter user captioned it.
“Unfortunately, I have to reschedule the exam, and I will have to cancel class on Thursday,” he writes. “Against my best wishes, I have been shot and am being treated in the ER. I also have COVID, and the divorce is getting messy.”
He then shares that his office hours remain the same, though the TA will be covering them, naturally. “If I am alive,” he concludes, “the exam will be moved to Monday of next week.”
The screenshot went viral. So viral, Professor Wilson heard about it and sent a follow up reading, “Hello all, It seems that my last email went viral on the Internet. I appreciate all the replies letting me know. Fortunately, the injury wasn’t serious, and none of my Covid symptoms are serious. The exam is still Monday, and it is asynchronous. Unlike my wife, I expect you not to cheat. Good luck to all!”
Fantastic. The emails were a huge hit, but these types of weird missives during pandemic times are not that rare. Few can compete with being shot, contracting COVID-19, and revealing your divorce is perhaps related to at least one of these issues. There are still a lot of contenders for weirdest professor emails. Here are some of the best:
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One of my professors got hit by a car and sent us this email on day 2 of classes https://t.co/wocuxMEja1 pic.twitter.com/fenYcYJRCE
— Mads ✰ (@JohnsonMaddy23) October 13, 2020
2.
look at the email my zoom university professor sent today bc there wasn’t a link to join class 😭🤣 pic.twitter.com/YVmK1qhgpx
— rxhan 🍁 (@iamrxhan) October 14, 2020
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my first email with chaotic energy from a professor. a landmark. pic.twitter.com/osZvFZipph
— spooky cam 💀 (@camsheil) October 14, 2020
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in shambles over this email from my hip millennial women’s & gender studies professor pic.twitter.com/jlFiyWGySZ
— 🇹🍵🧄🦇 (@emberiislands) October 12, 2020
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Waking up to this email from my professor… pic.twitter.com/yDV0cVjNLO
— piethrouer (@piethrouer) October 13, 2020
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I audibly yelled “YAY!” at this email from my professor. He was quarantining last week and we were all so worried for him pic.twitter.com/GqKy9FhFjM
— #plsgetahittonight ⚾️ (@magicalex___) October 14, 2020
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YOU GUYS MY TEACHER RKSHSKSISJAJA I ACCIDBETALLY LIKED THEIR TWEET A DAY AGO pic.twitter.com/vhJsST6QtO
— amanda★彡 (@1980SRON) October 11, 2020
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An actual email I’ve received from a professor. pic.twitter.com/dqKQUb2IXU
— magpie (@maggie_rw) October 13, 2020
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a relatable email opening from my english professor pic.twitter.com/tPSPowoZwp
— lilah ♡ (@lyrasjordan) October 13, 2020
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my heart goes out tonight to anyone feeling the same way as my professor, who ended her weekly email with this pic.twitter.com/Mk6AtMG1op
— kate mayatte (@kaitlynamayatte) October 20, 2020
More professor emails:
- Professor’s Email About His Messy Divorce Went Viral, Then His Wife Chimed In (5 Tweets)
- Always Remember To Proofread Emails To Professors (22 Pics)
- College Students Are Sharing Blunt Emails From Their Professors After This Guy’s Went Viral
- Student Argues With Professor About Late Report Because “The Concept Of Time Is Dead”