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“Teachers like marking your homework as much as you like doing homework.” —seanmashitoshi
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You have unlimited potential when you know how to find the first step. —KAM7
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“Just get a f—king haircut” I kept complaining during PE that my hair was in my face. This was one of those teachers that felt more like one of the boys than the teacher. Blew my mind hearing him swear —GreedoIX
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I’m FB friends with several of my old teachers. I once wrote about how I had the recurring nightmare of being in my chemistry teacher’s class and having to take an exam but not having studied for it. He replied saying that his recurring nightmare is my being in his class. —Notmyrealname
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My geometry teacher was super chill. He taught us to play poker and blackjack. On the last day of school he said, “Remember: if you ever need anything or have any questions while you’re at this school, there are about 50 other teachers you should go to before you come to me”. —thegreatestsnowman1
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He gave me this nickname. My friends still call me biinjo 15 years later. —biinjo
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He said with rage, “YOU USE TO BE ONE OF THE GOOD ONES!” —sh—t-post-mega-bot
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After being caught smoking pot in high school (1986). My Science teacher (Hi Mr. Fischbein) said to me: “There is a time and place for everything, this is not the time, nor the place”. He did not report me to administration. He was a great teacher. —pmperry68
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In French class in high school (over 20 years ago), part of the lesson was going over some sentences in French. She pointed one out in particular, “I go to school on the bus.” My horrible attempt at typing it was something like “je vien alecole on boos” (I understand I’ve probably triggered people who speak French, I apologize).
I remember vividly the teacher saying, “For some reason, this is the only French any of my students ever remember after they’re done with this class.” Here I am, two plus decades removed from that class in the 90s, and that’s the only French I remember. —imTHATitguy
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A good mathematician is a lazy mathematician. As the lazier they are the more time and effort they put into finding the easiest solution. —symes