People Are Sharing Stories Of Coworkers Who Got Fired Almost Instantly (25 Stories)

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“Couldn’t pass the simple tests given at the end of new hire orientation. Yelled at test facilitator when she wouldn’t just take the test for him.” –pdxchris

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“The new guy just started his first day, logged into a computer at an empty office, and submitted a “reinstall entire OS” request so he could spend all day there. The manager decided to check in on him before lunch to see how he was doing, and he was completely asleep. Fired before they even finished his hiring paperwork.” –UltimaCaitSith

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“She was hired because the manager thought she was hot. Turned out she was 15 and unable to actually work there.” –PmYourSexyFemaleBody

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“This was a pizza place I worked at in college. New guy was started on Thursday. Fine worker we showed him the ropes. He was on subs which is the easiest job. The instructions are right in front of your face. Friday he no call no shows (it’s Friday. The busiest night of the week. And he and I were the only kitchen workers that weren’t also drivers). Monday a police officer shows up at the restaurant looking for him. No idea what happened as he wasn’t there. Tuesday the owner informed me he was let go.” –Kamon0253

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“Five days. My boss hired an “Executive Chef”… Dude didn’t even know how to make a quesadilla…” –jbiggs107

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“Guy got hired, went through training and all that jazz. First day on the floor, he disappeared for 3 hours and then came back high as fuck on like meth or something. A manager found him in the bathroom aisle, staring at himself in the mirror. Said manager looked at the cameras after firing him, the guy was there staring at himself for at least 30+ minutes.” –just_a_average_dude

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“Corporate chain restaurant. New server, aged mid 30s. Third day he was working we had to fire him mid-shift. Dude went in to the public rest rooms, with other guests clearly in there using the urinal, and started doing lines of blow off on the edge of the sink.” –terenn_nash

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“I called a temp agency to get someone to help me count inventory. They sent a guy over with a cast on his arm…. That was my first WTF but I went with it because we were just counting parts. Then I came back from lunch and this dude was in my office chair zoned out and drooling on himself with a can of air duster in his lap. I kicked him awake and escorted him out of my warehouse. Never used that temp agency again.” –grimcheesers

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“During their on-boarding training, they stole my bosses wallet on camera…. 1 hour in..” –123abdce

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“Guy had been working a few days at a barn. Decided to smoke right by bales of hay. Manager saw him and fired him right on the spot. At farms, you don’t fuck around with fire.” –The_Tell_Tale_Heart