This is not the season for random hookups, but whenever we’re allowed to press our faces against other people’s faces, I know exactly what I’m gonna do. I learned so much from this thread started by u/yuuhxyuuh on r/AskReddit, I now have sexual achievement goals I’d never heard of yesterday.
They asked, “What do you consider is your greatest sexual achievement?”
The word “achievement” has a lot of flexibility, so what people consider an achievement is also all over the map. Relationships are an achievement, orgasming is an achievement, interesting sex positions are an achievement, the wide variety of partners one can have in the span of a day is an achievement. So, wherever you’re at, you might be able to find some inspiration below. We need something to look forward to and for me, it’s just going to be a future Participation Trophy.
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I can yoyo with my penis —mintzie
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Knocked up my wife on our first “try” at having kids. First ultrasounds showed twins. I joke that we have a 200% success rate. —Jfrasr
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I was able to climax once based on the power of thought alone. —deepsoulfunk
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Was getting a bj while jeapordy was on tv and got all the answers right. —MilkOfTheMan
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A spring popped out of the bed and cut my leg open. Still finished. —Dogstile
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Breaking the bed while having sex. Granted the bed was 20+ years old and needed replacement but it still counts. —mariekevv93
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had a surprise 3 way with my gf at the time and her best friend. literally had to go to the bathroom to give myself a mirror pep talk —Jacktropolis
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I was the first person to ever get my ex to cum. She baked me a cake afterwards. —plant1fish
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My boyfriend made me squirt once and has been trying so hard to do it again since. I would say that is his greatest achievement so far, he enjoyed it more than I did lol —ayeeeariba
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Having sex with a woman WWWWAAAAYYYYYY out of my league sexually and book smart wise. Then marrying her and knocking her up. —NightmareDJ