Billionaires buy a lot of weird stuff! Partially because they’re rich and they can afford extravagant things like trips to space, but also because what else are you gonna do with all that money?
Redditor u/KCIJunkDiver recently invited people to step into the twisted mind of free-spending billionaires and asked:
“If you were handed 10 billion dollars right now, what would you still never buy?”
Turns out while it’s fun to imagine being that loaded, there are still some things that are so heinous, shoddy, or immoral that non-billionaire people are pledging to never purchase them.
1. The bad crayons
Rose Art crayons –c_is_4_cookie
2. GOOP stuff
Those rocks that Gwyneth Paltrow shoves up her cooch. –JediJofis
3. Drugs
Meth, not even once kids –Fragmented-Rooster
4. Scalped PS5
A PS5 from a scalper. –mangiv
5. Car warranty
Extended warranty on my car. –vargo911
6. Why risk it?
Gas station egg salad sandwich. –Rated-E-For-Erik
7. Gold food
Any food wrapped in gold leaf. Adds nothing in terms of flavour, looks tacky and sticks to your teeth. –FistWithHair
8. Minifridge drinks
The 5 dollar coke in my hotel minifridge. –MrExCEO
9. Microtransactions
Video game microtransactions such as lootboxes, amongst many other things. –WakingDreams420
10. Cable
A cable subscription. –Lickbelowmynuts
11. Property
Timeshares or a mansion. –wert989
12. Annoyingly advertised things
Products with commercials that f*ing annoy me. I have a blacklist. –listerine990
13. No comment
Bathwater or used undergarments. –Mr_dog319
14. Fashion
Gucci and other overpriced clothes. –notchillguy
15. Lima beans
Lima beans, absolutely the most insipid vegetable of all time and in my view not possible to fix even with a world-class chef. –shorebreeze
16. Space trips
A trip to space or a trip in a submarine. I’m not comfortable traveling in something that is shielding me from either drowning or dying from lack of air. –kantowrestler
17. TikTok products
Products promoted by tiktokers. –Clapassmommy