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11.
Receiving compliments from both genders when post a picture. If I post a selfie on Facebook I’m gonna get 50 likes from the bros but zero comments —eduardohoefel
12.
Being able to compliment someone of the same sex about their appearance.
I often see girls complimenting other girls on Instagram post with things such as “stunner, babe” etc etc. With us guys you just don’t get that often and if a guy did it out of the blue it would seem very out of place.
Also guys complimenting girls about their appearance is often seen as ‘simping’ when in actually most guys just want to say something nice. The same doesn’t often apply to girls complimenting guys, at least from what I’ve seen, feel free to correct me on that one. —warrior928jr
13.
Womans fashionable clothes: ANY COLOUR YOU WANT! Mens fashionable clothes: Black. Grey. Dark Navy Blue. More grey. White, beige. Brown
Also bloody mens suits. Woman can wear whatever they want to look nice. A mans only option is a suit in one of three boring colours. —_Zekken
14.
Not having their gspot up the bum —Uruztyx
15.
Just sheer strength. Opening a jar? Easy. Lifting this heavy misplaced thing? Wham, bam, done. Oh? Gotta dig a hole? Lemme just use my bare hands because I gotta put all this testosterone to use! —MercurysNova
16.
No periods, free to grow body hair, prostates. Edit: Also, just remembered that men usually have awesome eyelashes for no reason whatsoever. What’s up with that?! —nat_thenatty
17.
Not having boobs and therefore not having to account for them in clothing choices. I mean, small breasts are fine I guess, but once they have a certain size, you’re screwed. Most fitted clothes are designed for people with smaller breasts and won’t fit you properly. Clothes fit you everywhere except for your chest and the ones that do fit your chest are too loose everywhere else, hang down from your breasts and make you look twice as wide as you are. If you do find something that fits you, people will shame you and call you a slut for “showing off” your breasts. Well, sorry, for wearing a shirt that’s my actual size and is not even low-cut or anything, instead of hiding inside a sweater that is three sizes too big. Also, the astronomical cost of bras and the struggle of having breasts that are not perfectly firm and perky.
Also, men can go topless. F**k breasts —Then_life_happened
18.
They have functional pockets —hygge12
19.
Not having to deal with the monthly bloodbath and all the good things that come with it. —makemeapologise
20.
Men generally don’t have to feel obligated to attend baby and bridal showers. I envy that. —encantalasmontaas
