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This was about 5 or 6 years ago. First time doing the deed with a new gf, she stops half way through and runs to the bathroom. Doesn’t come back after like 10 minutes and then I hear her calling for me telling me not to come in but asking if I can go get some depends for her from CVS. Uhhh… Ok? Go, come back, hand them to her without looking into the bathroom. 5 minutes later she tells me she has lost a lot of blood and asks if I can drive her to the hospital.. The closest one being the hospital she works at as a nurse. We get there, sign into the reception desk of the ER. While waiting to be seen by the triage nurse, she starts to pass out on my shoulder from blood loss. They finally see us and the triage nurse asks her directly in front of me in the triage room if this is the product of domestic abuse. She says no thankfully, then they take her to the back and the doctors find a tear that has been causing all of the bleeding. They let her go, and I take her home. It’s now like 2 AM and I’ve been riding this rollercoaster for about 6 hours. I will never forget that experience, scared the sh*t out of me on multiple levels. —fishkey
12.
He stops mid thrust and says “ I know this is a bad time to say this, but I think we should just be friends” —Twilight_Cee
13.
Myself and a good friend went through a stint where we had casual sex, mostly because we were bored and in college.
Once while we were hooking up, she asked me to choke her, so naturally I obliged. Then she said harder, so I did. Then she said harder again, so I did.
Turns out, she shouldn’t have flown that close to the sun.
Her eyes rolled back into her head (not the good way) and she went limp. Immediately I start freaking the f*ck out thinking I just killed this poor girl. She wakes up after about 10 of the longest seconds of my life, in a full blown panic attack.
I got her calmed down and everything ended up alright, but I definitely thought I killed her and I was definitely going to prison. We’re still great friends and laugh about it now, but I’ve still never gone soft that fast in my life. —Triaman
14.
Trying to get a boner while tripping balls on LSD. Only threesome ive ever been offered and I was not even remotely horny. —adamrhine37
15.
When he kept meowing at me during sex… —KatieL6547
16.
One time I accidentally tore one of my ex’s piercings out when it got caught in the sheet… she cried and there was a lot of blood. Totally an accident but a sh—tty one for sure. —Youpunyhumans
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I was with a guy who kept smelling my armpits (despite me telling him cleary that I wasn’t into that) and who came in less than 10 seconds. —tminica
18.
Almost died giving a blowjob.
This will probably get buried. Dated this guy with d*ck piercings. Blew him at a weird angle once because I didn’t want to move his sleeping dog off the bed and the angle caused one of the piercings to lodge deep in my throat. I couldn’t believe what was happening for a second of being stuck, then completely panicked because I couldn’t breathe while frantically tugging his d*ck. He was freaking out too saying “Don’t rip my d*ck!” But I was more concerned with, y’know, not dying. It finally dislodged behind my tonsils after about 10 seconds, so I could breathe at least, but I was still stuck. We tried for another 5-10 minutes or so to get it out of my throat but it hurt super bad and we couldn’t. He suggested going to the hospital (I can’t imagine waddling to the car naked with his d*ck in my mouth, driving to the hospital, and walking in like that. I’d rather die). I declined and after another 10 minutes of trying we pulled it out and I coughed up a good amount of blood. We broke up shortly after for unrelated reasons but I never blew him again.
Edit: thank you, was not expecting this to blow up. Also wanted to add that afterwards, he said “I’m really glad you didn’t die. It would’ve been gross if they’d have to sever your head to get it off my d*ck.” Sweet, thanks for that mental image. —fauxylady
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Having sex with a girl at a house party who bled over both of us, but because it was dark neither of us realised. We proceeded to walk into a house party full of people with blood over our clothes and hands. —freedomnerd
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I went down. She came. She climbed on. She started sobbing. I’m still inside her, her involuntary spasms from crying are getting me closer to the edge while she’s telling me that she’s never gotten off with a guy before and her boyfriend is gonna be so mad (she told me they broke up). I then had the least sexy orgasm ever because of the sobbing vibrations. Somehow the condom broke. Pregnancy scare.
Ladies and gentlemen, my first time. —cum_box_on_fire