11.
It didn’t happen to me, I did it to them.
I was on vacation and met a guy I got along with really well. We wound up back at his place.
While we were in the middle of things I got a REALLY bad leg cramp so I started saying “oh my god, oh my god, oh my god” and he thought I was having an orgasm and kept going.
I accidentally kicked him in the face trying to get my legs out from under him.
Sorry Sam! —whatheeverlivingf—ck
12.
I was getting a hand job from my girl (now ex) and ngl i just fell asleep. I was really tired from the night before, and the handjob wasn’t that good either
She noticed when i started snoring —unique_name_I_swear
13.
While having car sex had a very nice elderly woman pull over to make sure we were ok. —Slothstronaught420
14.
I was banging my girl doggystyle
Her dog jammed his snout in my crack and started licking my a**hole
Closest i ever got to a threesome —DummyMcDipsh*t
15.
Halfway through breakup sex(ended on decent terms) there was one thrust way too hard and I got sharp pain. Yelped out in pain and we paused for a second but went back a little gentler. At the end I stood up and my entire torso was sore and sharp pain at the same time. I waited about thirty minutes, sobbing on the floor before I let him take me to the ER. Three hours and a CT scan later, turns out he f—ked me so hard that he burst a cyst on my ovary. —TerriTubeTop
16.
She was sitting on my face, and I rolled my head back right when she came down. My front tooth pierced her about 2cm away from her clitoris, by her urethra. She moaned and drew away for a second, then jumped up to the bathroom. I looked down and saw a significant pool of blood on my chest. I remember the sound of an ear piercing. Like rapid-fire puncturing, but with my tooth. —story_fish
17.
I was eating her out. When she began to climax, she had her thighs on my shoulders with her legs up. She began squeezing my neck really hard. Not wanting to ruin her orgasm I kept going until I passed out from her choking me out like that. She thought she killed me. I was only out for like a minute but to her it was like five. —xXx_TheSenate_xXx
18.
We were in the middle of it when we BOTH got hit with horrible stomach aches. I was in the middle of asking him to stop when he abruptly bolted toward the (only) bathroom. Apparently, something we had eaten earlier that day was less than fresh! And, due to circumstances of the position we were in, I didn’t get to the toilet first and had to wait in the fetal position until it became vacant.
It was not a good time. —Apostrophe_T
19.
Gagged on my boyfriend’s d*ck mid deepthroat and let out a giant fart —lil_lilith666
20.
One time during sex the cat decided he needed pets and laid on my chest and stared at my husband. —mama202045