17 Choosing Beggars Who Are Also Probably Terrible Bosses

The subheading r/ChoosingBeggars is a treasure trove of bosses and recruiters asking for ridiculous things. A doctorate for 18 bucks an hour? Get OUTTA here. Except don’t because scrolling through this list will give you eye-rolling-laughs for days.

1. A doctorate?!

wickedstepmonster

2. Uh, minimum wage?

Epicsucker101

3. A novella for under 100.

Chimquita

4. Nope

luangprabanger

5. A real steal?

howifarmwood

6. Jesus christ

sydmrn

7. I can’t imagine the abuse nannies are exposed to

reddit.com

8. Wait — wait, found a worse group: YouTubers

reddit.com

9. Personal driver

reddit.com

10. Oh, I know this BS only too well…

The_Brin

11. Nope

12. 24/7 Availability on a 1099? Fuck you.

13. Ugh

jacobsmith14433

14. I– what??

Any_Bed_7825

15. A bus pass!

_Griff_

16. Minimum 5 years

17. Oh boy, another fucking influencer

Thunderbeast9000