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19 Completely Entitled Parents Using Their Kids To Get Discounts

I speak from experience when I say that some parents will try to lean on ANYTHING to get a discount. I work as a private tutor and I’ve had a mother attempt to play on “I thought you cared about my kid” to get a free session and y’all: that never works. My work is work; it’s a job. And regardless of how much I may care about your child, he or she is not MY child and I don’t do freebies!

Seems pretty simple, right? Well not to these 19 fools!

1. So you hate kids.

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2. I can’t even wrap my mind around this story!

u/KetoMyLastHope

3. Is the sweater made out of $45?

u/broiled_tater

4. The accusation of being selfish at the end is comedy gold

u/Chiuy

5. Ah, this nugget. The swim teacher.

u/pretent_its_witty

6. No commissions

u/DustinFarron

7. Probably not gonna happen, Bub

u/QuesoDino

8. Free for a birthday

a Redditor

9. No, you can’t have my DOG

u/coloSDhandler

10. What a weird person

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h/t: Ranker

11. Marilyn Manson concert

12. Kids don’t mean you get things free

13. I mean, at least she’s giving something in return?

14. Can’t drop her off

15. I have nothing, but no not that

16. It’s unfair!

17. OMG YOU DO NOT ASK PEOPLE TO A PARTY TO PAY FOR THE PARTY

18. Need a phone because ??

19. Free kitten

h/t TastefullyOffensive