19 Completely Entitled Parents Using Their Kids To Get Discounts

I speak from experience when I say that some parents will try to lean on ANYTHING to get a discount. I work as a private tutor and I’ve had a mother attempt to play on “I thought you cared about my kid” to get a free session and y’all: that never works. My work is work; it’s a job. And regardless of how much I may care about your child, he or she is not MY child and I don’t do freebies!

Seems pretty simple, right? Well not to these 19 fools!

1. So you hate kids.

2. I can’t even wrap my mind around this story!

3. Is the sweater made out of $45?

4. The accusation of being selfish at the end is comedy gold

5. Ah, this nugget. The swim teacher.

6. No commissions

7. Probably not gonna happen, Bub

8. Free for a birthday

9. No, you can’t have my DOG

10. What a weird person

h/t: Ranker

11. Marilyn Manson concert

She wanted to take her 2 year old daughter to a Marilyn Manson concert from ChoosingBeggars

12. Kids don’t mean you get things free

CB tries to use their kid as an excuse to get a Supreme shirt for super cheap from ChoosingBeggars

13. I mean, at least she’s giving something in return?

I have 3 kids to feed plz look my asshole and pay me from ChoosingBeggars

14. Can’t drop her off

Sister asks me if I can watch her kid, then asks if I can come get her and comes up with lame excuse as to why she can’t drop her off. from ChoosingBeggars

15. I have nothing, but no not that

"My kid hasn’t eaten since yesterday" from ChoosingBeggars

16. It’s unfair!

Make it fair! Her kid is crying! from ChoosingBeggars

17. OMG YOU DO NOT ASK PEOPLE TO A PARTY TO PAY FOR THE PARTY

Beggar mom is insulted that her daughters party guests won’t pay for the party from ChoosingBeggars

18. Need a phone because ??

My kids won’t let me sleep…. Send me a phone from ChoosingBeggars

19. Free kitten

But I need a white one for the kids… from ChoosingBeggars

h/t TastefullyOffensive