Strap on your tin foil hats for this one folks! We’re diving into conspiracy theories!
Nowadays, there are tons of really harmful conspiracy theories poisoning people’s brains. The United States seems to be the breeding ground for most of them, with tons of bangers like the faked moon landing, chem trails, and the Illuminati. Sane people know they’re not real, but for some unfortunate souls, it’s really all they’ve got.
Aside from all the conspiracies that threaten public health and our democracy, there are a bunch that are pretty funny and harmless, like that laundry detergent measurements are wrong so you use too much. No one really gets harmed from spreading this, you just have kinda stinky clothes.
People on Reddit are sharing the conspiracy theories they 100% really believe and the results are pretty great.
1. The great purse-spiracy
Women’s fake pockets are a marketing ploy.
Women’s pants have fake pockets to make us buy purses. – Knightskye02
2. Free college = no military
The US will never publicly fund college because no one would enlist in the military.
The US will never add colleges to public funding like they did high schools because then the enlistment rate for the military would plummet. –Green_Ari
3. It’s all a money laundry
Modern art exists solely for money laundering.
I believe that modern/minimalistic art exists solely for money laundering. It’s just a way for rich people to move money around. There’s a reason why paintings of plain geometric shapes sell for millions of dollars, and it’s not because the buyers are really into shapes -WildlifeAnalysis
4. Yet they can’t make us like them.
That the government uses social media to manipulate, and measure public sentiment and opinion. -Toke_A_sarus_Rex
5. Just tell me the answer, don’t make me look.
All my devices listen in on me. The other day I was arguing with my Dad about some chicken I thought had gone off (it was frozen for about a month so we weren’t too sure but my Dad was insistent that it was still edible). Dad decided to ask Google, and low and behold the related searches even from the first letter were: “Is chicken edible after being frozen for a month” and “How long can you freeze chicken before it goes off”.
Also, my Mum and I use this tactic where if we need to ring up a company about something and it puts us in a queue, we swear at it. It then puts you on a priority list and you don’t have to wait as long. Kinda sketchy on the company’s behalf. -anime_lover_420
6. Don’t do challenges for any reason.
The 10-year challenge was used to collect facial recognition data.
The 10-year challenge all over social media is actually a way to record and gather more facial recognition data. -Emdizzle22
7. So we need to believe all of them for safety!
I believe that the government probably makes some conspiracy theories to try to make questioning the government seem somewhat crazy. –luke-dies-at-the-end
8. It’s a huge cafeteria actually.
Area 51 is not a place for secret government/military testing with aliens and stuff, instead Area 51 is a scapegoat while shady behind the scenes stuff is going on at another military base that the general public doesnt know about.
I mean if you were really going to do something in secrecy, would you do it in the place where everyone thinks it is? Hell no! I dont have any specific evidence to back this up but it makes sense right? –_coyotes_
9. I’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence.
Priceless artwork and historical documents are replicas.
I’ve always speculated that a lot of priceless artwork and historical documents are actually replicas or copies.
Obviously a painting by a world-famous artist using a very specific technique would be very hard to fake, and I don’t think that every art scholar in the world is paid off in some grand conspiracy. Rather, I just think that either the national treasures never left their vaults or that some national treasures actually were lost to history but they were copied. -LeatherAir
10. This is high-ly improbable.
I believe the US military went to Afghanistan in order to seize control of the Poppy fields and instead of destroying them they manufactured black tar and other forms of heroin and sent it back to the states. I have several friends that were marines in Afghanistan and they’ve confirmed these suspicions. The drugs got worse after being in Afghanistan not better or more contained. The USA military is the biggest cartel in the world -FrolicTheCat_YT
11. I feel bad for my agent.
I used to tell people that I believed the government listened to or phone calls. Years later some guy named Snowden proved me right. -Jim3001
12. This is just a fact.
Banks and landowners conspire to manipulate urban land prices. Turn an area into a ghetto by marking it as a high-risk loan proposition, denying loans in the area. Property values plummet on a down-town area because no one can sell, because no one can get a loan. Once things are down enough, you can buy up prime location land at pennies on the dollar then re-develop it into being worth the ‘real’ market value of such a central location, plus what you invested in the actual development. -00zau
13. This guy has dirty clothes.
The lines on the detergent caps are higher than they should be so you use more detergent for each load of laundry. It’s so easy for them to get away with. –Shoemagoo52
14. They might be onto something here.
UFO sightings are just humans from the future on a time-traveling safari.
All the UFO sightings throughout history are just humans from the future on a time-traveling safari meant to observe how we were in the past. They are supposed to keep out of sight, but thanks to human/mechanical errors, there have been hiccups with their cloaking which have resulted in being seen. That’s why there have always been so many reports of them throughout history, but there has never been an attack. It’s just us.
Also the reason why we don’t see as many examples of UFOs now even though pretty much everyone has a camera is because people are not that interested in this time period since we already document aspects of human life all the time. -eDgAR-
15. Typing “Frozen Walt Disney” into Google
Disney only named a movie Frozen to distract from ‘frozen head’ Google searches.
That Disney made a movie named Frozen so that when people google things like ‘frozen’ and ‘Disney’ together, info about the movie comes up instead of stories about Walt Disney’s frozen head. –g_stokes12
16. Apple is behind it all.
Apple started the AirPod memes.
I believe that Apple started the ‘wearing AirPods = cool/rich’ meme intentionally to boost sales. They became the best-selling wireless earbuds worldwide after the meme. –superflyjasper
17. Keep them sick.
Modern drug prohibition is a “for profit” endeavor perpetrated by governments for the benefit of pharmaceutical corporations, prison industrials, and warlords. –baronvonbee
18. Nothing is longer than a plank second.
The countdown timers on ads for games or streaming services are actually longer than seconds. Seems too long sometimes.-danielle8088
19. It was all a test!
The Hawaii nuke false alarm was a test.
The Hawaii nuke false alarm last year was actually the US government testing to see how the general population would react if an actual nuclear war broke out –AvailableWrongdoer
20. I got loyalty inside my DNA.
23 and Me is run by the government to collect your DNA and database it for later. –RogerPackinrod
21. This guy has bad dandruff.
I’m starting to believe anti-dandruff shampoo actually causes dandruff. –just__Steve
22. Singing Happy Birthday to humiliate you
Restaurant owners sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to embarrass you.
Restaurant owners know how awkward it is to be sung to in front of the whole establishment, and they do it to discourage people from taking advantage of their free birthday food. –ThatQueerWerewolf
23. The experiment that blew up in their faces.
When Ted Kaczynski (the unabomber) was at Harvard, he participated in a brutal psychological experiment led by professor Henry Murray. The experiment lasted for three years and by many accounts they seemed to have an extreme impact on Kaczynski’s psyche. I think this experiment was part of the CIA’s MKUltra project and destabilized Kaczynski enough to where he eventually went on his reign of terror of sending bombed packages around the country.
During the MKUltra project, the CIA collaborated with university professors on these mind-control experiments but a lot of the documentation was destroyed when people started to look into it.
TL;DR: The unabomber participated in an experiment that was a part of the MKULtra project that eventually led to him becoming a mass-murderer. –rolo1323
24. Plane go bye-bye
Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 wasn’t an accident. There were definitely external forces that catalyzed its disappearance. The flight path was diverted many times and there was a lot of shady stuff about some of the passengers and the pilot of Flight 370. We may never know unless the plane is found.
I believe that chapstick causes lips to become more dry a couple hours after usage. I base this on the fact that my lips are more dry 5 hours after using chapstick than 2 days after using it –sharvey4994
26. We knew something was weird about those mattress stores.
I believe in the mattress store conspiracy, so the conspiracy is that mattress stores are for money laundering. I went onto google maps and typed in ‘mattress stores near me’. There were 4 MATTRESS STORES IN THE SAME SHOPPING CENTER. There was a road that had 5 mattress stores less than a mile apart. So I definitely believe in it. –idk1010101
27. It was Sony all along!
Sony killed Michael Jackson. He owned the rights to the Beatles discography. After he died, Sony had remastered versions of every Beatles album available days after MJ’s estate sold the rights to Sony. There’s no way they could have remastered the albums and published the CDs in that short amount of time. –AlbertFischerIII
28. RIP Michael Jordan’s dad
Michael Jordan’s father was murdered in retribution for Jordan not paying off massive gambling debt. Jordan didn’t retire and then come back, he was suspended for gambling. In the mid 90’s, Michael Jordan was an industry. The truth about his gambling habits may have cost a lot of people a lot of money, so the cover story was presented. –duh_metrius
29. The bacon people know what they’re doing!
The bacon industry is ever so slightly making normal sliced bacon thinner every few years, so that eventually, what was once considered normal sliced bacon becomes thick cut, thus saving the big bacon industry money.
My only evidence is the fact that my bacon,which I have always and will only buy from a specific brand,seems to be getting thinner and thinner,more flimsy,more likely to fall apart as I get it out of the package. –NBr33zii
30. Tinder is a scam.
Tinder gives fake ‘You got a new match!’ notifications to get you to swipe more.
I have a theory that Tinder gives fake ‘You got a new match!’ notifications so people get excited and open Tinder, which leads them to swipe more. –BatSwinger