Dad Says He’s Wracked With Guilt After Having Sex With His Daughter’s 21-Year-Old Friend

Listen, this website is called RUIN MY WEEK so I am, in fact, going to ruin your week here today.

There I was, strolling casually through Reddit, when BLAM.

Redditor u/Affectionate_Tea_852‘s post titled: “Two weeks ago I f–ked my daughter’s friend, genuinely feeling anxious every day” slammed face-first into my eyeballs.

I tried to say “no, thank you, Reddit” but then my editor assigned this to me and now it’s my solemn duty to force you to read this story in which a dude takes to the internet to absolve his guilt for being a gross, gross person.

My daughter has a very pretty 21 year old friend. Before all of this happened, I remember thinking to myself ”if I was younger, I’d totally date her. She’s my type. Blonde, tall, cute face, kind etc.”

NOPE. ALREADY OUT. DON’T CARE THAT SHE’S CUTE. DON’T CARE.

she’s always been very nice to me, but suddenly she actually started teasing me. She started calling me daddy over text, she said ”your daughter is so lucky, I wish you were my daddy”, she texted me at night to ask me a question (it was an excuse, of course) , I replied to the question, but she kept the conversation going, she said ”I’m in bed right now but can’t sleep… honestly I’d totally want a hug”

I’m going to go with a big ol’ sure. Sure this happened. Sure. Like, this just screams “old man p0rn fantasy”, doesn’t it? This girl did not come on to this old, old man.

to keep it short, I couldn’t keep it in my pants.

I’m really not a horny dude drooling over young girls, my daughter has 7-8 close friends I see regularly, she’s the only one I find pretty, because she really is pretty, and I simply couldn’t resist.

Boy, oh boy, am I sick to death of the idea that men “just couldn’t resist” and “couldn’t keep it–” No. Absolutely not. You are 100% in control of your damn body, FFS.

I’m divorced, I started seeing someone else two months ago, but I wouldn’t call that cheating since we aren’t clearly a couple yet.

SEEMS CHEATY TO ME, YOU SCUMBAG.

I’m just anxious because I wouldn’t want my daughter to find out, yesterday she suddenly said ”we need to talk” and it scared the hell out of me. Basically every time I see her I’m like ”I hope she hasn’t found out, I hope she hasn’t found out, I hope she hasn’t found out.”

Oh, I can’t wait for her to find out and punch you right in the fucking teeth.

Is anyone else furious too? Let’s peruse Reddit’s condemnation of this asshole.